Drama, drama, drama. This country seems to be obsessed with drama. Reality TV shows rely solely on scripts that revolve around drama. I call it the “Real World” generation. The first reality TV show I can recall was MTV’s “The Real World”. We all know the story of seven people picked to live in a house…blah, blah, blah. I was intrigued that first season, you remember, the one with that rock-a-robics dancer guy, the closet gay guy, the comic, the drama queen, the aspiring musicians, the model, the guy from the ‘backwoods’. Oh, wait, maybe I should be more specific since that’s pretty much every season. This was the one in New York, again, more specific, the New York loft. It had Eric Nies, that singer who looked like Shannon Hoon, the stand-up comic, and the singer-song writer girl. They had the racial tension and the sexual tension…more importantly, it had the drama, and the benefit of being the first, laying down the frame work for all future mediocre reality series from then on: The Real World seasons 2-68, The Road Rules, The Real World/Road Rules Challenge, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing With the Stars, Survivor, The Amazing Race, The Real World Challenge: The Amazing Survivor Race: Antartica, So You Think You Can Dance with the Stars of American Idol in -20 Degrees?
Of course these lead to the drama-filled, edge-of-your-seat excitement, game shows, like: Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, The Hot Seat with John McEnroe, 1 vs. 100, Deal or No Deal, and the Golf Channel’s…whatever that golf challenge show’s called that gets you a chance to play in a no-name tour tournament. (Don’t get me wrong, I would love a chance to be on that show because there would be no other way I would have an opportunity to play at Pebble Beach). And let me tell you, the drama is oozing all throughout these shows. Most of it produced using bad editing techniques and long, unnecessary pauses. Oh, and the commentary, that gut wrenching, heart-string pulling, Barbara Walters-would-be-envious, commentary. Imagine if the World Series of Poker was produced by “The Contenders” producers (coincidentally the same ones that created The Real World):
It’s Day 1 of the World Series of Poker and at the main event, everyone has hopes of making it to the coveted final table. Jim here comes from Annapolis, Maryland were he lives with his wife and new eleven month old baby girl. After this tournament Jim will be shipping out to China and must leave his family behind, wondering when he will be home again. They live in a 2 bedroom apartment above a Sushi shop and must feed the baby leftover pieces of rice and seaweed, an ironic twist on Jim’s naval career. Jim paid the entry fee by selling his car, childhood baseball card collection, tapping into his daughter’s college fund, and some money he borrowed from what he calls “acquaintances”……………..the tension’s mounting as he goes all in on the second hand of the day…………………………………………………………………………………the flop……………………………………….he picks up a pair but his opponent who made the gutsy call, Phil Ivey, has a flush draw…………………………..the turn, Jim picks up ANOTHER Queen to a make three of a kind, no clubs for Ivey’s flush draw…………………………………….the River………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………oh, there comes the 3 of clubs, Phil Ivey gets his flush and that’s it for Jim’s dreams of making it to the final table. He didn’t even make it into the money, too bad, he only had 7,326 more knock outs to go.…From Jim’s dismay to Julie’s triumph! Julie picks up two pair and nabs a modest pot as we get rolling on Day 1….we’ll be back after this commercial break.
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Yes, the drama. We love to see pictures of stars have cat fights outside of LA nightclubs or read about on set bickering or romances. What is that? Brady and Moynahan are having a baby and they are not even together?!? Britney Spears lost her mind and her hair?!? Papa Smurf got a hit put on him by Tony Soprano??? Now that’s some drama. We as Americans thrive on drama, in our relationships (why? I don’t know), on our television shows (so much better when it happens to other people), in our sports (gives something for the ladies to watch), and in our celebrities (we love to see the mighty fall…and its damn funny). If only we felt so inspired about seeing the real life drama that occurs everyday throughout the world…and instead of laughing, we actually helped. But where’s the fun in that, right?
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